Fuck Boys Anonymous - Bitch Happens

Bitch Happens

I'm not an optimist. I'm not a pessimist. I'm a REALIST.

Fuck Boys Anonymous

If orange is the new black, fuck boys are the new bitch ass niggas. I love all things Kid Fury and Crissle. So when Crissle chose to dedicate her weekly read to the disavowal of fuck boys, I felt like she was speaking my life with her words. A fuck boy is basically a no-good trifling-ass man and everything that comes along with it. The passport that was most of my early adult life has been filled with stamps from my numerous trips to the Fuck Boy Republic. However, I got tired of the bullshit and went to rehab. I’ve been in recovery for almost a decade. Although I’ve had a few lapses in judgment here and there, I’m happy to report that I’ve been fuck boy free and clear going on four years strong. Like any addiction and depending on how long you’ve been in the game, quitting cold turkey is by no means easy. It takes self-control and discipline like a muthafucka, but it can be done. Just remember ladies, take it ONE DAY AT A TIME.